10. There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.
9. I, like, invented her, you know what I mean?
8. I’m a mouse, duh!
7. On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
6. Four for you, Glen Coco! You go, Glen Coco!
5. I don’t think that my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.
4. If you’re from Africa, why are you white?
3. I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can’t help it that I’m popular.
2. Whatever. I’m getting cheese fries.
1. That’s so fetch!