10. There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.

– Janis

9. I, like, invented her, you know what I mean?

– Regina

 

8. I’m a mouse, duh!

– Karen

 

7. On Wednesdays, we wear pink.

– Karen

 

6. Four for you, Glen Coco! You go, Glen Coco!

– Damian

 

5. I don’t think that my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.

– Gretchen

 

4. If you’re from Africa, why are you white?

– Karen

 

3. I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can’t help it that I’m popular.

– Gretchen

 

2. Whatever. I’m getting cheese fries.

– Regina

 

1. That’s so fetch!

– Gretchen